{"type":"standard","title":"Battle Hymns (Manowar album)","displaytitle":"Battle Hymns (Manowar album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q429765","titles":{"canonical":"Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)","normalized":"Battle Hymns (Manowar album)","display":"Battle Hymns (Manowar album)"},"pageid":1946578,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/ManowarBattlehymns.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/ManowarBattlehymns.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284778512","tid":"32b5303a-1568-11f0-8542-c904ca3e714a","timestamp":"2025-04-09T17:29:32Z","description":"1982 album by Manowar","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Battle_Hymns_(Manowar_album)"}},"extract":"Battle Hymns is the debut studio album by American heavy metal band Manowar, released in June 1982 by Liberty Records. It features the title track \"Battle Hymn\", and a song featuring a narration from actor Orson Welles, \"Dark Avenger\". Members of the band Ross \"The Boss\" Friedman and Joey DeMaio opted to produce the album as a team: the band, as a whole entity, would later assume production credits in succeeding albums.","extract_html":"
Battle Hymns is the debut studio album by American heavy metal band Manowar, released in June 1982 by Liberty Records. It features the title track \"Battle Hymn\", and a song featuring a narration from actor Orson Welles, \"Dark Avenger\". Members of the band Ross \"The Boss\" Friedman and Joey DeMaio opted to produce the album as a team: the band, as a whole entity, would later assume production credits in succeeding albums.
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