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James Ford, born James N. Ford, also known as James N. Ford Sr., the \"N\" possibly for Neal, was an American civic leader and business owner in western Kentucky and southern Illinois, from the late 1790s to the mid-1830s. Despite his clean public image as a \"Pillar of the Community\", Ford was secretly a river pirate and the leader of a gang that was later known as the \"Ford's Ferry Gang\". His men were the river equivalent of highway robbers. They hijacked flatboats and Ford's \"own river ferry\" for tradable goods from local farms that were coming down the Ohio River.
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Karl Owen Thomas is a United States Navy vice admiral who serves as the deputy chief of naval operations for information warfare and Director of Naval Intelligence. He most recently served as the 53rd commander of the United States Seventh Fleet from 2021.
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